Dear Blog

Dear Blog,

Today I learned how to set you up, making you pleasing to the public eye, and write on your hallowed pages to immortalize myself. I know what you're thinking. You're wanting to know exactly who would care to read anything I have written. You're thinking that not one member of the Internet community would heed my words (wise or not), and that not one single person will ever care to read this page.

Well, Blog, I must say that you're probably right. What could anyone possibly want to read here? Perhaps one would read about current events in the sporting world. But that isn't likely. Maybe one could keep abreast of recent political happenings. Even less likely. No, Blog, what one would find on here is most likely to find would be how to master the art of the sarcastic commentary.

I hope that's okay with you, Blog. If not, you'll have to take your business elsewhere.